Surely you’ve met the fullest goats in your life and at the same time there are many animal simulators, well – Goat Simulator.
Goat Simulator is a game developed by Coffee Stain Studios in 2014. It came out on pc, PS3 and 4, Xbox 360 and One, mobile and Nintendo Switch.
Review Features.
This will be an unusual review without the standard “story, gameplay, soundtrack, etc.” Since the game is specific, the review won’t be by standard – I’ll just describe what’s in each part of the game, without dividing it into items.
It’s a pretty good menu.
In total, there are 5 parts of the game: the original game, MMO, GoatZ, PayDay and Waste of Space (school map and remained an exclusive mobile). Also worth mentioning that I played the Switch version and for some reason some of the things didn’t work there, and some bugs were fixed.
The original part.
Let’s start obviously with the original game. We show up in a little paddock somewhere in the countryside and immediately start doing goat stuff. Obviously the game is humorous and will be full of different jokes about different things. The main objective here is just to have fun, collect goat figurines and perform tasks in the style blow up a gas station or run on the front legs 10 meters. Yes by the way this map posfikshen bug with the endless running through the open doors.
On the first map of the village particularly nothing, but the second city map begins fun. Music by the way cool. And here in the second city broke the passchalk with meinkraft and crystal in the same garage (maybe it’s just me, because on the Internet I did not notice any such claims). And yes about the Easter eggs – the part of them that changes our goat and gives him a special ability called mutation. The game has a lot of them with completely different effects. Our goat goes to the city and begins to spoil the lives of people already there. In the city have already appeared different races and things for 2 players.
More particularly about the first part, you can’t tell – just have fun and suffer bullshit. Yes by the way the game itself is a bit of a bug, but it’s more of a chip. I think the original deserves 7 or 8 points, and then we have a DLC MMO.
MMO .
In this MMO DLC will be a lot of jokes about MMO (and about usual) RPG. For example, there is a quest where you have to lick 10k things and what do you think? Of course I did it and got nothing but 101 levels.
Video proof of execution.
DLC itself is less than the original game, but not by much. Here we can choose the class of our goat and they are really different from each other. For example, one of the classes is a microwave that shoots pizza. Also, instead of tasks from the original, here are the quests that give us residents. In the switch version you supposedly get items for the quests, but they have no textures. Here by the way the inventory appears and now you can put there different things and even people. In general the DLC is not bad, but it is small and the bug with textureless items for the quests killed the joke a little 7/10
GoatZ
Next comes GoatZ, although knowing that we are crafting weapons from handcrafted items I would call this DLC – Goat Rising.
This DLC changes so much that there is a separate tutorial for it. Now we can turn people (and not only) into zombies, we get hunger and health, we can craft weapons, and our main goal is just to survive and do random tasks. Once we have a life, then now we can die and the results look at the statistics.
That is the statistical window.
Also there is a new vehicle, well, as in all the DLC – new mutations. We can make a bunch of different weapons, and even this DLC has the largest number of statues that you need to find. I think this is one of the best DLCs, because it adds a lot of new content 8/10.
PayDay .
And here’s the PayDay DLC.
We now switch between 4 characters – a goat, a dolphin in a sidecar, a flying flamingo that can control other non-playable characters and just a camel that spits. Since this is PayDay there will be robberies and of course the opportunity to buy a mask. Also we have removed the point system, and all the missions were replaced by prank, which is the main purpose of this DLC.
We don’t have PayDay’s original soundtrack here, and it’s a pity, but it’s like there is no soundtrack here at all. Also there is no map and goal markings, and it’s not convenient. Now we can drive cars which is cool. I think this is the most boring DLC of the collection, except for the change of the characters there is nothing interesting 6.5/10.
Waste of Space.
And the last DLC is Waste of Space and by the level of development it is like GoatZ. By the way, the title is ambiguous – apart from the space theme the game hints that this DLC is a waste of space on your disk.
